Fast facts

Name: Greg Raven

Preferred pronouns: I, me, my, mine

Age: Really, really old

Birthday: June 31

College: Watsamatta U.

Major: Non-pre-professional

Favorite Color: White

Favorite Book: Foucault’s Pendulum

Favorite Movie: Blue Velvet

Favorite guitarists: Andy James, Michael Schenker, Yngwie Malmsteen, Nuno Bettencourt, Joe Stump, Blues Saraceno, Joe Satriani, Jeff Beck, Danney Alkana

Favorite Food: See

Favorite Quote: “As long as there’s any left, I’ll take mine first.”

Greg Raven -- Time magazine Person of the Year


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